IPads For Douchers: Diamond-Encrusted or Swarovski?


Are you an uber-douche? Did you pre-order your iPad the first day they were available in hopes of being the first guy on the subway to be seen with one? Chances are you won’t be the only D-bag on April 3 with an Apple tablet so why not stand out with the most unnecessarily blinged out pad?
You might as well go outrageous with an iPad outfitted with diamonds (pictured above) for $19,999.

Mervisdiamond.com, the website hawking the deal, describes the shiny device as such:

“This gorgeous diamond studded iPad features 11.43 carats of diamonds, hand-set in a micro-pave styling. The diamonds are graded G/H in color and VS2/SI1 in clarity. The iPad features 64 GB of memory and is 3G enabled.”

If your bank account allows you can visit the site and place an order.

Of course, spending the equivalent of a Hyundai purchase for a diamond-encrusted device that lacks flash and multi-tasking is totally dumb but, hey, if you got it?

If you still have a need to stand out or if you’d rather invest in an excessively oversized necklace with your mug on it you can garner an Swarovski iPad for a tenth of the price [order here]

$2,250 will get you 6000 crystals and 32 GB machine that has a battery that guarantees to die out eventually. Apple will replace your iPad entirely for $99 when that happens, just don’t expect it to have those little diamonds or crystals on it. Shit!

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